See how you are protected:
You think you are protected on this item.
Bank Deposit
You are protected from fraud by Australian law, a system that applies equally to both the buyer and seller. But you try reporting it to the police and see how much they do.
Personal Cheque
You are protected from fraud by Australian law, a system that applies equally to both the buyer and seller. Take it to court and see what chance you have of getting your money back.
Bank Cheque
You are protected from fraud by Australian law, a system that applies equally to both the buyer and seller. Good luck sucker.
 
 

A first for Ebay and never offered before by us at Joe King Numismatics!!!!

Kit includes bleach, container, glass bench, clothesline and pegs.

And that is not all

You also get, normally retailing at $19.95 and THE BOOK used by the most successful ebay sellers, An Advanced Guide To Note Washing by B.Dodgy, author of the bestsellers Upgrading Banknotes For Fun And Profit and The Specimen Came In A Foy Bag And Other Stories.

PLUS!!

The Cambridge English dictionary, useful for spelling all those big words such as gem, investment and no refund when you list your now uncirculated note on Ebay.

For more information on Australian coins and varieties, see my About Me.

 
See my other special April 1st auctions this week for more rare, ridiculous and just plain stupid items.
 
Orders could be combined to save postage, but we won't as we can make more money by sending each item separately and overcharging on postage.
Delivery in Australia: $10 standard mail (at buyer's risk), $13 registered.
Payment: All cheques must be in Australian Dollars. Items will not be shipped until cheques are cleared.
Return conditions: If you are unhappy with this item for any reason whatsoever, please return it and we will relist the item and keep your money.
Feel free to email me if you would like a more detailed scam.
We at Joe King Numismatics reserve the right to end this auction early if anyone takes it seriously and actually bids.